My new blog

So last night me, Daggs, and Mrs. Daggs' were watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for dinner and Daggs got the idea to make a blog about candy. Sooooooooooo I'm making that idea come to life by making a blog about candy called T's Candy Extravaganza. Right now it's under construction so it should be ready for human eyes by tomorrow.
Love Tazz

Ride...Crash...Pow!

On Tuesday one of my friends was riding her bike, hit something that made her crash and then she flipped over her handlebars. She ended up breaking her chin and had get stitches and yesterday she found out that she fractured her knee.

Sneak peek of my new book: How things got it's name

As you can tell from the title of this post this is a sneak peek of the book I am going to write. This book has multiple stories in it and they are all about the history of the thing in the story so here is your sneek peak:

How things got its name.

By: Tazzonater

Man-Witch

You might know a man-witch as a sloppy-Joe but before it was called that it was called a man-witch its original name. You might be wondering why it’s called a man-witch. So did I for a while then I used my common sense. For those of you who don’t have this then I’ll tell you why.

Long ago when witches and men lived in the same area, I don’t know when this was but, I’m guessing somewhere in the 1900’s. Anyways back to the story. Long ago in the 1900’s when witches and men lived in the same area, there was a man named Frank and a witch named Janet. Frank was an average man for the 1900’s, wore pilgrim clothes and had a beard, had a family, farmed, but mostly went hunting. Janet on the other hand was a farming witch and every few month’s went to witch court for not paying her tax on being a farming witch, for witches were not supposed to farm they were supposed to make potions and be evil or something like that.

One day in the 1900’s, Frank was going home from a hard day working at the office to his loving family for dinner. Frank was expecting dinner to be ready for him for the day before he went hunting and killed a nice beefy cow. When he got home though he found no dinner prepared. But his two kids, Lilly and Joseph looking at him with big hopeful eyes for they have not eaten dinner yet either.

“Dad, did you pick up any McDonalds? For we are just so hungry, because Lady had eaten the cow you hunted yesterday and then she started throwing up everywhere. So then mother had to take her to the vet.” Lilly said in a small little hungry girl voice. Right about now you are asking who is Lady. I am sorry I keep forgetting about the common sense dilemma. Lady is there pudgy Chihuahua hunting dog who despite her name did not have any manners at all and ate the whole cow without even saying sorry to Frank.

Anyways Frank was now upset, because he is now wishing he made the donkey pull the cart a little bit further to McDonalds. Since it was 9:00 already he didn’t want to make the donkey pull the cart more and decided it would be better for him to go out hunting for another cow tonight so, he grabbed his gun and he was off.

Janet on the other hand was riding her broom from witch court thinking about what she should do about her farming issues.

Once she landed at her farm she locked her broom and went inside. Once she was inside she went straight to the pantry to get the food out for the chickens and to get the hay for the cows. Then there was a problem she had forgot to get the hay for the cows at Wal-Mart. She went outside and tried to get on her broom but, instead it started beeping. She had forgotten to get her keys. So she went inside and grabbed her keys.

Now this is when Frank and Janet met. Frank was tired and didn’t feel like walking two and a half miles to the forest so instead he walked two miles to Janet’s farm. He knew that Janet was a witch and like you didn’t have any common sense and said what the hay all I have to do is be very sneaky and kill a cow and be gone. So Frank tippy toed behind a tree, sneaked his way behind the gate, and then saw Janet. He thought his eyes were tricking him and put a bullet into the cow.

“Go Frank!” He cheered for himself, “Nice shot. You must be like a pro at this or something. Plus you’re not-“

No one knew how he finished this sentence for then came Janet walking towards him. With a wand in one hand and her keys in the other

“Did you just kill my best milking cow?!” She screamed at him.

“Um, ugh, uh, no?” He said in more of question way then anything.

“Yes you did. You have a gun. Now explain yourself mortal.” Janet was quite enjoying this because now she could cast a spell and prove to the witch council that she was somewhat of a normal witch.

“Well I was tired and I had to get dinner for my family and my donkey was tired and I was planning to cook hamburgers and, I’m just so sorry.” He summarized.

“Did you say hamburgers?” She smirked.

“Yes.” He whispered.

“Let me look at that cow really quick.” As she was walking towards the cow, Frank got his gun ready to shoot her but, the witch turned around and used her wand to cast a spell to make his gun not work anymore. She returned walking and heard Frank yell,

“My gun what did you do to my gun!”

She kept walking and used her wand again to put a spell on the cow to make it whenever someone cooks this cow it turns all gooey and messy.

“It looks fine you may take the cow and be on your way.” She said to him.

Frank ran to take the cow and carried it back home. He then cooked the cow into hamburgers and served it to his family. They took a bite out of it and the meat got all over them, but they didn’t mind because it was delicious. They loved this so much they opened a restaurant serving only this and they called it the man-witch.

On the other hand when Janet was relaxing at home and couldn’t wait till the witch council saw what she did to these mortals.

But then, her phone rang and when she picked up the phone she got transported to the witch council.

“You must be so pleased about what I did to those mortals!” She said excitedly.

“No we are not.” The witch council replied.

“What, why not! Did you see what I did to those mortal’s food!” She screamed in frustration.

“Yes but, now they’re rich. They opened a restaurant serving this food you created.” They hissed.

“So what’s my punishment this time?” She asked in disappointment.

“Witch prison. Where all the un-witchlike witches go.” They replied as they zapped her over there.

This was not the most disappointing part. For when Janet saw her cell-mate, it was the good witch from the Wizards of Oz. Janet spent her whole life in this cell and never saw her beautiful farm again.

THE END

Banad Part 2

So today was the day of my banad tryouts and I originally wanted to play the drums or percussion because I already have a drum set. But it turns out they had a different idea. I am now a euphonium player. I love the way that sounds. Euphonium! I think it will be fun to play it since when I play it I have to make a funny noise. If you don't know what a euphonium is then I'll tell you it's basically a small tuba.
Well I guess bye-bye?
Euphonium!

The color purple

Purple use to be my favorite color until today. You might have heard of Justin Bieber. Ew. Well it turns out today is his birthday and apparently my school thinks that it's a national holiday.=(. Sooo they wanted us to wear his favorite color on his birthday (today). So as you can expect basically all the girls had to wear a Justine Bieber shirt or the color purple. I on the other hand decided to wear what ever I wanted to. I do not like Justine Bieber. At. All. All day today I had to listen to Justine
Bieber this and Justine Bieber that. Plus everywhere I looked there was someone wearing purple or Justine Bieber. So my stomach started to hurt from all the purple. So bye-bye purple for me. =(